Pandas: Majestic! Graceful! Fierce! Lords of all they surv...no, wait, I'm thinking about dragons. Pandas are actually the opposite of all that. Pandas are the ones that like to snuggle down in a tasty patch of bamboo for 23 hours a day. The ones that want nothing more than a nice branch to sit on and a good book to read. The ones that are so happy and chill that they can't even be bothered to reproduce.
Pandas! Cuddly, wiggly fuzzy pandas! This new "extra happy" version of our classic Squishable Panda is even MORE relaxed about the world. It also breathes fire! No wait, that's dragons again. 15 squishy inches of laid-back not-a-flying-lizard! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!